Contract with America Phase II, or: To Win the Future for Me, All You Need to Do is Fade Into Obscurity

“I am not 'running' for president. I am seeking to create a movement to win the future by offering a series of solutions so compelling that if the American people say I have to be president, it will happen.”

Newt Gingrich


“Sure Newt. And at your ‘inauguration’ you can wear a fancy white jacket. Don’t worry about tying it; we’ll take care of everything from here on. All you need to do is rest.”

ILIM